November 5, 2022

LONELY MAN, MY FRIEND

Lonely man, my friend... you are not alone and we are thinking of you

The libertine world is not always kind to single men. Often suspect, sometimes rejected, always taxed

Yet there are pleasant, elegant and correct ones, who know how to propose without imposing themselves, please without glorifying themselves, move forward without importuning, and see partners in games with shared pleasures where others only see prey intended to satisfy their needs.

It is true that when you receive the kind of message that illustrates this post, you have the right to wonder about the libertine intentions of the man!

In the same way, when a barbarian enters a club and imagines that the entrance fee is a right to kiss, or when a trainer shows up to find out if he can sleep with Madame, we are entitled to wonder about their conception of the word licentiousness. Do they even know how to spell it.

And inevitably gentlemen, elegant, educated, correct men who cultivate our values, you suffer and take for others.

Guys, the others, who don't have the codes as they say, try to make a little effort:

You are not libertines, that we understand. You just want to get your shot, we get that too. But at least try to pretend.

Women in this environment (generally) make the effort to adorn themselves as well as possible. Beautiful outfits, beautiful shoes, they show off, for the pleasure of feeling desired, feeling beautiful and raising the excitement around them.

Don't you think they also want to see dressed, perfumed, elegant men?

They spent 45 minutes choosing their outfit, 30 putting on make-up, 20 getting dressed, 10 changing again, they slaughter their toes and ankles, perched on their excessive heels, and you, jeans , a polo shirt, a pair of sneakers and a shot of deodorant and presto, you're ready and you would pretend to enjoy their body?

Seriously boys, land! Basketball jeans, it stuffs us,

First, what don't you understand about "no sneakers"? no sneakers doesn't mean OK for 200 ball sneakers, it means "no sneakers". It's a basic matter of respect for those who make the effort to look like something, who think that a night out in a club is worth preparing for.

We know why you're here, and we're mostly here for the same thing, but make yourself attractive, and everyone will be grateful.

So to increase your chances of dating my friend:

Come alone, don't drag your group of friends who spill out into the bar with fat laughs, questionable remarks and salacious looks, like retarded teenagers who can't believe they've walked into an "ass box".

Dress properly. We are not asking you for a three-piece suit, you already have the service of the same name and it is a good start, but just to show that you have made a little effort to choose your shirt, your pants and your shoes, in order to pay due homage to the splendid creatures into which women metamorphose in these places.

Put on with elegance: shoes are for both men and women. The care you take in choosing and maintaining your shoes is a good indication of the care you will take to please these ladies. And to help you understand, a little reminder again: prohibited sneakers, that means NO SNEAKERS, whatever their price or brand...

Wash up, take a shower. And yes, it may seem strange, but it seems that some go directly from work to the club without thinking that their male smells are not necessarily very attractive. You stink, you schlingues and apart from in porn movies, it doesn't make anyone fantasize; Wash yourself. And avoid taking the balneo for your personal bathroom

Be patient: if you get agitated, if you turn around the lady as if she were prey, you have every chance of going home with your tail still stiff and your purses relieved only from the price of entry to the club. Sit at the bar, where we see you, without showing off, and if you like it, don't worry, we'll let you know.

Be measured: If you have a crush on a woman, don't chase her through the club. Give it some air and you will see that it will warm up on its own. Suffocate there, and, like in the vertical world, she'll shut off! Be present, but not intrusive and she will let you know when she wants you to invade her.

Work on your look: present without being insistent, admirer without being heavy, observer without being heavy, libertine without being perverse.

Work on your language and your conversation: the caricatures of wesh, we forget, the big mouths that saturate the space, we forget, the two-point pick-up lines, we forget. You didn't come to flirt, but to please, to inspire. The advantage you have is that everyone knows why he is there, so the first step is taken. But for the second, make yourself interesting, discuss, make a connection.

• Avoid talking about your wife who is not libertine (so you are cheating), who is sick (you should be at her bedside), who has left (we are not here for you console).
• Avoid looking offended and saying that if you were in a relationship, you wouldn't take your partner to this kind of place (I take my wife to this kind of place and I don't like not at all what you mean).
• Avoid talking about your car (it might be bigger than mine, but in the meantime it's my wife you want to fuck...)
• Avoid talking about your job, your kids, it pisses everyone off and the vertical / horizontal mix is ​​never good for anyone.

In short, talk, but about everything and nothing. We're not here to give a conference anyway, just to break the ice. We'll become friends another day, or after...

Ask and don't do anything you weren't asked to do:

The lady with the boobs showing? it does not mean that you have the right to touch them. It's like at the restaurant my friend, you see the desserts in the window but you don't put your fingers there.

A couple sitting on a bench seat? you ask before sitting next to them. It's like camping my friend, you don't go into people's tents until you've been invited.

And above all, above all, if a lady is in action, YOU DON'T TOUCH... It's like in the museum my friend, you don't touch the works on display. Just because she fucks with others doesn't mean she wants to fuck with you. Already, you have the chance to see, enjoy it discreetly and don't bother the world.

Control your alcohol consumption : a whiskey to give you consistency and look like a man, a real one, why not, but at the third, you start to have the tired look, on the fourth you no longer control your language or your gaze, and on the fifth you won't be able to get a hard-on anyway. Beyond that, you stink of alcohol, you stagger, you don't look like anything and soon you'll vomit, and that, even if some people have extreme practices, I'm not sure it attracts you admirers.

Finally, don't get any ideas: the couple is solid, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Whether he is a candaulist or whether he participates, Monsieur does not offer his wife, it is not an object. It allows her to live an even stronger sexuality and to flourish, but their couple is going well, even better than you can imagine and you are only an instrument of their pleasure and their complicity. Accept it, offer them what they expect and maybe they will even offer to see you again. But you don't replace anyone, you don't fill any voids and you won't marry her.

Well, there you have it, now it's up to you to figure it out. Remember to always have your condoms on you and, if you are a gentleman, you can even have some intimate wipes that will delight your partner after exercise. Remember that when a door is closed, you must not open it and you should be fine.